New Members Added: 151/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment If Subby is reading this correctly a private company found her car with her remains inside and then those remains were identified through DNA by a private lab while the police may or may not be investigating anything (phillyvoice.com) More: Murica, University of North Texas, Prosecutor, DNA, Bernadine Gunner, Camden woman, United Search Corps, independent investigator, last spring 738 clicks;posted toMain »on 30 Apr 2025 at4:05 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 23 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Ivo Shandor (1) Funniest 4 hours ago Lurk sober post drunk (9) Funniest She told her family she was going to kill herself and they found her car in the river, with her inside. Tragic, yes. But a mystery? whither_apophis (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Nobody wants to work anymore Kit Fister (3) Funniest 32 minutes ago Honestly, subby, given policing and the criminal justice system in America at this point, I'm not entirely convinced that a privately hired firm wouldn't be more efficient. If anything, they would at least be more motivated to actually do something. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Local cops are busy congratulating eachother on managing to NOT shoot this person. (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago It's Camden, NJ. Do they even still have local police? (0) Funniest 30 minutes ago At least she got out of Camden. (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago As much as I have little regard for your average city police department, did you expect them to have a complete DNA test lab on premises? Kit Fister (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Option D: It's Camden, NJ. Do they even still have local police? I thought Camden was policed by Omar. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Option D: It's Camden, NJ. Do they even still have local police? Not that I follow Camden news all that close, but I do remember the Camden police department was closed down and state police took over for at least a little while a few years ago. Kit Fister (3) Funniest 33 minutes ago MrCranky: As much as I have little regard for your average city police department, did you expect them to have a complete DNA test lab on premises? For smaller departments, it would usually go to, like, the state crime lab for processing. How long it takes, though, would depend on the type of case, the current backlog, and how much of a shiat the police gave about the case it's related to. remember all those stories out police departments having sometimes years' worth of rape kits sitting around waiting to be processed? Yeah. Kit Fister (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Chevello: Option D: It's Camden, NJ. Do they even still have local police? Not that I follow Camden news all that close, but I do remember the Camden police department was closed down and state police took over for at least a little while a few years ago. Didn't the state police officially recommend just building a wall around it and letting nature sort itself out? (4) Funniest 35 minutes ago United Search Corps, a nonprofit that assists in finding missing people Probably deserve a few bucks thrown their way. spongeboob (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago Kit Fister: Honestly, subby, given policing and the criminal justice system in America at this point, I'm not entirely convinced that a privately hired firm wouldn't be more efficient. If anything, they would at least be more motivated to actually do something. A year or two ago a concerned parent of a Temple student paid for a security guard in their neighborhood https://www.fox29.com/news/temple-parent-hires-private-security-firm-seeking-buffer-with-new-campus-safety-measures Also speaking of Camden, where TFA took place They dissolved their police force 12 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camden_Police_Department_(defunct) (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago Scratch that one off your list, Earl.... (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Kit Fister: Chevello: Option D: It's Camden, NJ. Do they even still have local police? Not that I follow Camden news all that close, but I do remember the Camden police department was closed down and state police took over for at least a little while a few years ago. Didn't the state police officially recommend just building a wall around it and letting nature sort itself out? I remember there being a wall of staties keeping people from making a wrong turn into the city after concerts at the venue there. Maybe that's what they meant B1GTOBACC0 (2) Funniest Subby forgot another embarrassing detail: the car was found in the lake less than a mile from where it was last seen. kmgenesis23 (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Family: "Hello, 911? Yes. My wife and mother to my children is missing. Kit Fister (0) Funniest less than a minute ago spongeboob: Kit Fister: Honestly, subby, given policing and the criminal justice system in America at this point, I'm not entirely convinced that a privately hired firm wouldn't be more efficient. If anything, they would at least be more motivated to actually do something. A year or two ago a concerned parent of a Temple student paid for a security guard in their neighborhood https://www.fox29.com/news/temple-parent-hires-private-security-firm-seeking-buffer-with-new-campus-safety-measures Also speaking of Camden, where TFA took place They dissolved their police force 12 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camden_Police_Department_(defunct) I mean, a lot of higher-income neighborhoods basically do the same thing, pay private, armed security to patrol their neighborhoods, and again, I'm convinced that if anything, doing so means they get better service, actual community watch and protection, and more competent people handling issues than if they had just let the cops do it. Ivo Shandor (2) Funniest 1 minute ago Kit Fister: MrCranky: As much as I have little regard for your average city police department, did you expect them to have a complete DNA test lab on premises? For smaller departments, it would usually go to, like, the state crime lab for processing. How long it takes, though, would depend on the type of case, the current backlog, and how much of a shiat the police gave about the case it's related to. remember all those stories out police departments having sometimes years' worth of rape kits sitting around waiting to be processed? Yeah. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago wildcardjack (1) Funniest less than a minute ago spongeboob: Kit Fister: Honestly, subby, given policing and the criminal justice system in America at this point, I'm not entirely convinced that a privately hired firm wouldn't be more efficient. If anything, they would at least be more motivated to actually do something. A year or two ago a concerned parent of a Temple student paid for a security guard in their neighborhood https://www.fox29.com/news/temple-parent-hires-private-security-firm-seeking-buffer-with-new-campus-safety-measures Also speaking of Camden, where TFA took place They dissolved their police force 12 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camden_Police_Department_(defunct) So a missing person in 2010 might be pretty low. Might not have put in even the token effort, flag the VIN and other numbers related to the person missing. Kit Fister (0) Funniest less than a minute ago wildcardjack: spongeboob: Kit Fister: Honestly, subby, given policing and the criminal justice system in America at this point, I'm not entirely convinced that a privately hired firm wouldn't be more efficient. If anything, they would at least be more motivated to actually do something. A year or two ago a concerned parent of a Temple student paid for a security guard in their neighborhood https://www.fox29.com/news/temple-parent-hires-private-security-firm-seeking-buffer-with-new-campus-safety-measures Also speaking of Camden, where TFA took place They dissolved their police force 12 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camden_Police_Department_(defunct) So a missing person in 2010 might be pretty low. Might not have put in even the token effort, flag the VIN and other numbers related to the person missing. It's camden, so probably barely more than "What are you complaining about? She's gone. Wait 5 years, have her declared legally dead and enjoy the savings from not having to go through a divorce. Keep pushing it, and we might just have to start asking *you* some pointed questions since it's usually the husband. Pickin up what we're puttin down?" Displayed 23 of 23 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. 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